Captains Log ....Stardate Oct. 12, 2007
I am on a strange planet where there is not enough sleep, I am constantly being bossed around by a small human like thing and shrieked at by another. I am frequently wiping a bum that is not my own, and although I clean, nothing is ever clean.
Captain Jennifer T. Godsey
Forget going where no man has gone before. Sometimes I feel I have gone where no man should go.
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Captains Log stardate October 12, 2007,
Contact has been made with another life form similar to myself. It seems that distant galaxies far far away, also known as Albuquerque, know of the substance we have come to call poop! Ha! I don't speak trekkie very well! But I totally know what you are talking about and I love it!!!! It is even better when the screaming one sticks his hand in poo and then waves it around a while naked! Ha! I love being a mom to these little aliens!
Ummmm... I don't want that! besides, I am more of a battlestar galactica guy. :) I hope brit is ready to boldly go... cause I probably won't. :)
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