This was very funny- to me.
Ruby - Did you hear my bum rumble?
Me- No, did you have a toot?
Me- What made it rumble then?(now very curious)
Ruby - Nothing, my bum just rumbled because it was hungry.
I just asked her exactly what she said so I could type it and she realized what I was doing. She has asked me not to let anyone "see this typing", she has told me just Dad can see it but nobody else. Too late, too funny.