Sunday, November 4, 2007

Short People

So I was driving down the road on my way to work and here comes a song I've never heard before. I think it is my new favorite. I'm sure you all have heard it by now (I think it is pretty old), but it's new to me. When I heard the song, all I could say was AMEN.

Here it is. This is for you Marce and Brit ....... and the rest of you short people ... and since Cam just called and gave me a bad time, she is definitely included.

Short people

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here



Dave

4 comments:

Evan said...

Um weird song! but very funny.

annzy said...

you are not making friends~

Grant said...

I don't get it. :) I mean I hate shorties too, but why are we rubbing it in? I mean its fun. Oh yeah, its fun. Exactly.

solidcommagirl said...

hahaha. i'm going to punch you in the face with my grubby little hands ;)